Saturday, April 29, 2006

Tongue Twisters!

1. Bill had a billboard.
> Bill also had a board bill.
> The board bill bored Bill,
> So Bill sold his billboard
> And paid his board bill.
> Then the board bill
> No longer bored Bill,
> But though he had no board bill,
> Neither did he have his billboard!
>
>
>
> 2. A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald
> bear bled blood
> badly.
>
>
>
> 3. How much dew would a dew drop drop, if a dew drop
> did drop dew?
>
>
>
> 4. Esau Wood would saw Wood. Oh, the wood
> that Wood would saw! One day Esau Wood
> saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw
> Wood ever saw would saw wood. Of all the
> wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood
> never saw a wood-saw that would saw like
> the wood-saw Wood saw would. Now Esau
> saws wood with that wood-saw he saw saw
> wood.
>
>
>
> 5. If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
> it is slick to put a lock upon your stock.
> For some joker who is quicker will rob you of your
> liquor
> if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
>
>
>
> 6. Moses supposes his toeses are roses.
> But Moses supposes erroneously.
> For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses.
> As Moses supposes his toeses to be.
>
>
>
> 7. She sells sea shells by the seashore.
>
>
>
> 8. Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore,
> For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose.
> Now she's not so sure of what she should be selling!
> Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell
> shoes?
>
>
>
> 9. Theophiles Thistle, the successful
> thistle-sifter,
> in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
> thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of
> his thumb
>
>
>
> 10. Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful
> thistle-sifter,
> in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
> thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of
> his thumb,
> see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted
> thistles,
> thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick
> of thy thumb
>

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